Wednesday, February 6, 2013

I get emailed “coupons” from CVS and I always click on them and “send them to card” which means the coupon gets “attached” to my CVS card and when I shop at CVS and they scan my card they say “You have a coupon.  Would you like to apply it?”

My answer is always, “Why, yes. Yes I would.”

It’s the best thing ever.

I got to CVS to buy miscellaneous items.  Usually it’s birthday cards, makeup and movie candy.  Sometimes it’s medicine related.  I usually go to the same store.  The checkers there are always “interesting.”  One of them had this really crazy facial deformity where she sort of looked like Sloth from The Goonies.  She was my favorite.

But now there is some Asian man and I think he doesn’t like me because every time I go to him and he scans my card he never says anything about the coupon I know is there and when I tell him there should be a coupon there he justs looks again and flatly says, “No.”

My response to this is usually a sigh of defeat.

I feel like he is cock blocking my coupon usage for some reason.  I’m getting so mad just typing about it.  All the 20%’s he’s deprived me of.  I could’ve been saving ones of dollars!

I don’t know what to do anymore.   I’m just going to give up on life.   There's no point.  Click me and hit "send to card."  See where i go.