Friday, November 30, 2012


There isn’t anything in lost souls.  Furthermore, the brains of camels are stored heavy with water. It’s a fact. I’ve researched. Try a website called “Wikipedia.” 


Verbose.




I know I don’t post enough here. I could say that’s gonna change, but it’s not.  Nobody wants to hear what I have to say.  They want to hear that other girl. But not me.  S’okay. 





In the world of synchronized swimming, I am a dove.

I broke a mirror the other day.  There were 48 fragments including the slivers.  I couldn’t put it back together.  I didn’t bleed once.

A pre-lit, 4’ Christmas tree from Big Lots costs $29.87 INCLUDING tax.  It doesn’t look as shitty as it should. 

Let me tell you… when I get ornaments on that fucker, it’s gonna SHINE.